real busy. everything is packed. thats why we ended up at the strip club
Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
Yes but life is bad with poopy sheets
I am not a stalker...i just bring a whole new meaning to the word love
Is being a pregnant whore worse than an average one?
I'm masturbating to football. This is why I get guys and you don't
by "whatever happens, happens" i meant "we are totally hooking up again on tuesday." i thought that was obvious.
For public speaking we have to bring an object that describes us to class. Can't decide if I wanna bring a flask or a shot glass.
The only way to make beer can wizard staffs any better is to sew your own wizards robe and hat to go along with it. welcome to tuesday nights at my new apartment
He is just a personification of a vodka hangover.
Yes. Sex with questionable women, and made of potatoes.
THERE IS A WINE CUBE IN MY ASS THIS IS NOT GOING AS PLANNED
I feel like I shouldn't have to explain to you why giving your cat weed was a bad idea.
Oh my fucking god!! There is a barefoot white guy with a fucking ninja sword in the middle of the street next to the pride gas station swinging his sword at peoples cars!! He almost got me. 3 people swerved off the road and stopped. I told a cop.
your fucking longboard fell on me while we were having sex you fucking hipster
Promise me if ever I think I can't do anything, remind me that I waxed my own butthole
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