rolled in at 7am w/ 2 girls i met at the strip club. my neighbor was getting up to mow the lawn before he took his kids to school. i'm 31. he's younger. if given the chance, you think he'd want to switch places?
is it bad that while shopping i looked specifically for clothes that hold their form after taking them off and putting them on again and again?
He kept saying the best defense against a lion is to punch it in the throat.
That shit is worth it...they got medicine for that now a days
My 10 year old brother handed me a pack of condoms and said "here, i don't wanna be an uncle yet."
do you think having her use a clorox disinfecting wipe on her vagina will keep me from getting her herpes if I don't have a condom?
He said female orgasms are a myth and refuses to even try to give me one.
I just took my birth control with a water bottle I found in my purse with vodka in it in Spanish class. 10am is still too early for me.
I didn't know where we were going to start fucking, so I just strategically hid condoms all over the house before he came over.
And my parents said I crawled through the house
HOCKEY BUTTS AND BASEBALL BUTTS HONESTLY DO SOMETHING TO ME
Chipotle farts are not good for seducing boys.
I'm glad you had fun with your genitals.
is it fucked up if I wear crotchless panties to thanksgiving to make it easier for me to fuck my cousins friend.
God I love you.
Once again, your first date sounds like something of an epic. Odysseus' Quest for Fourth Base.
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