shes trying to light up her bowl in front of the fan. everytime it blows it out she just gives it a dirty look.
worms taste like bacon by the way.
I always wondered what they tasted like.
Mat is currently running around his basement "trying to catch oxygen in his mouth."
This is even worse then that time I fucked a guy just because he had air conditioning.
The heaters out again. Makin a fire in thebroke toilet for warmth.
Food Network. Taking bong rips everytime we want to eat. BOBBY FLAY.
Yeah, he said he was getting "welcome back Winnipeg Jets drunk" then puked on his jersey.
I just remember going to take a piss and looking down on the floor and thinking "that looks comfortable" and then I was out.
And now I'm drinking leftover wine in the grad lounge because fuck my life
We got buck wild in our animal onesies last night. You kept ripping off your tail in angry rages.
I just found out that my husband and I are Eskimo siblings. What in the actual fuck?!
My dad just told me I can't passout in the driveway after the 4th of July parade this year, again
You FaceTimed me to show me he was sucking your tit
It's 2016 and I am a strong independent woman who just wants someone not weird to touch my butt, dammit
My dick has been in way too much crazy the past 2+weeks, but hey it feels good to fuck consistently again
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