i just walked by a road side game of beer pong? it's gonna be a long day
He was legit dry humping me to the sportscenter theme song, awkward i think SO.
he kept asking me "do you love it? tell me you love it" as I was riding him.
and...?
I told him it was alright.
He cooked me dinner. I showed my appreciation by showing up shithoused and breaking a bottle of steak sauce on his floor.
i drank out of my shoe...were you seriously expecting me to be the voice of reason?
Sincerely. Thanks. You could have thought of anyone sitting on your face but you chose me. :)
he threw his shirt and suit jacket out the window of the uber going home
I feel like I hate him but his dick too bomb to hate completely
New Serial podcast is out. We can listen to it tonight instead of having sex.
Look, you're talking to the wrong girl here. Tacos>dick always and forever
i just used a selfie stick to take an ass pic. i hate myself.
Feels weird riding an elevator with my tongue in my own mouth.
I left the party 20 min ago..just thought i would tell you so you wouldnt think i fell in the lake again
If I take a couple more shots I won't even know he's a Mormon that drives a motorcycle
I guarantee you he will only fuck with old bitches from now on
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