remember that time i ran away from the bar and passed out in a street cot?
neither do i
If I had a nickel for every time somebody called me a bad person I would have enough money to check into rehab
ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
I found her under my bed eating airplane pretzels.
Be honest with Daniel. He was a good rebound to you for nine months and he made it so you could be with the one you really love and care for now. Just tell him thanks and best of luck.
The cops forgot your handle of tequila when they took you away. Taking shots in your honor amigo
Doing shrooms is fine until you get raped by curtains
No but the chipped one is crooked now. Clearly I didn't use my hands to break my fall. I used my face
Woke up with your brother in my bed...where do you want me to return him?
I need a new pic for your contact id. Because your boobs popping up when I'm having dinner with my grandma or, ya know, when kids have my phone isn't so good.
I dressed up as a "typical white girl" which meant I wore my yoga pants and uggs all night. BEST. IDEA. EVER. Most comfy halloween everrrr.
When I got home he was in his underpants on the couch, eating pop tarts and crying while watching Voltron.
Remember when you brought a guy home from the bar... to our parents house.... on thanksgiving eve?
Did that sound smart? Cuz beneath the boozy exterior beats the heart of a fucking scientist.
she threw up on her exam, awkwardly wiped it off with her sleeve and continued writing.
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