Is it normal that I have to take off my pants to get mouth stitches removed?
Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
He just turned on a sound machine. I need to get the fuck out of here.
I told her she has a very organized vagina; somehow she took offense.
He kept spanking me and talking about biomedical science.
Aw, you fucked a pre-med? you're moving up in the world!
that trick or treat candy bucket that we used to collect beer money last night was very helpful when I vomited in it this morning
Plus you know he's just 2 semesters and 4 glasses of wine away from "experimenting" with some French major
Do me a favor? If you get with him, please lick his abs. Someone has too they're just too beautiful not to.
Wtf man. I knew she was bad news. No sane person cares if you eat their raviolli.
I can dry shave vagina like a champ
Florida has a way of just fucking with a person's soul and jizzing all over their hopes and dreams. Like existential bukkake.
TACOBELL COOL RANCH TACOS MARCH 7TH. I think realistically that will be more like valentines day for us. Bc nothing says romance like tacobell.
Se wrote an essay in class about proper and fashionable winter wear for dogs. Of course I regret fucking her.
I am. I woke up on someone's front lawn dressed as max Payne also be proud.
She had sex with a starfish painted on her face. Thank you Halloween
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