I went from sexy to sloppy in a matter of minutes
will power is for people who don't want to get laid
just got my girl scout cookies. wanna get high?
I don't know why I've never thought to take my bong into the bathtub before.
It's nice to see a girl prepared for the walk of shame. She brought headphones
there's fuck elsewhere to go, I'll be there with 8 lbs of bronzer on my tits
Please brint me miilk. I am on the floor but my door is open. Thank you, i appreciate u verry much.
I honestly feel really bad for any girl with a period that lasts more than a day
Everything about that text makes me want to throttle you and cry
Ugh. Lets go crawl into a dairy-gluten-chlamydia free hole somewheres.
I feel like satan and death had a baby that took a shit that replaced my brain.
im far more worried about your salsa intake than your weed intake
driving home hungover today was like a life test..it was like the goblet of fire
Lmao a dude who just got out of prison said im worth 10 cigarettes in prison...I think that's a compliment
I would like to reiterate that I went to give lessons and ended up having a three way instead
you were shouting "me peeing on him is the closest he'll EVER get to my vagina!"
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