i woke up to see him pissing on your n64. thats like killing a unicorn. punishable by death for sure.
Ok I might come if this chair quits being so great...I'm also seeing this bush in the corner turn into a witch
sometimes you have to go after what you want
true. and i really want to cum
If letting him bang me while i'm wearing reindeer antlers and a painted red nose isn't the christmas spirit, I dont know what is
Uh oh. Middle aged belly dancers. And they just got out swords. Shit is about to get real.
i think if i got caught drinking at work i could get away with it if i started crying and saying my cat just died. as long as i'm confident.
I should start handing out wavers before I have sex with someone. 1. Do you have anything to do tomorrow? 2. Are you ok with sleeping 12 hours from exhaustion. 3. Are you ok with a limp?
Have you SEEN his girlfriend?? Or talked to her? Christ almighty I'd drink every day just to die let alone black out
Yeah man i woke up and only had a Jimmy John's wrapper covering myself..
We should totally stay in at new years, have sex and try to time orgasm to the countdown
Romantically speaking, I want to sit on his face.
I really like your cover photo on fb that looks cool
In case birth mom friends me back, thought I should make it less drunk looking.
Guess who isn't pregnant with a random sex ocean baby?!?!
Just whatever you do, don't neglect the balls.
My brain is like a TV with 10 channels, 9 of them are static and the other one just plays that one Nagito Komaeda edit on loop 24/7
Randomize
