The two bassists just totally made out. I NEED MENNA'S RIGHT now.
i just got a clause named after me in the 'alcohol and drug use' section of the handbook. this is certainly a warning sign.
I'm not an expert but calling her the "hot lesbian" isn't going to coerce her into a 3some with you
Nope, I'm sticking to passive aggressive punishments. Like mismatching his socks and cumming on his leather couch. OCD is so wonderful.
you goin out tonight?
who is this.
your orgasm for tonight
I love her to death but its like you have to do 5 lines of coke to be on her level.
They have a booking log online so i can just check that instead of call
Technology: making bailing your sister out easier since 2008
Guess who is playing his new drum set when his roommate gets home to teach her a lesson about binge drinking to the point of being taken to the emergency room?
There's something very strange about masturbating in a hotel room. I feel like I'm cheating on my room...
Am I really that high, or did I just spray febreeze outside ?
THIS IS A TERRIBLE REWARD FOR NOT GETTING PREGNANT.
Youre having a picnic
Yeah but all we have is vodka, so it's getting a bit out of hand.
Came home to my roommate drinking a 40 in the shower. Chugging with his hair still fully shampoo'd.
I'll probably just end up banging you in your parents marital bed,in their honor of course.
I just bought two cartons of ice cream, 5 boxes of mac and cheese and a bridal magazine. Don't judge me.
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