Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
I JUST GOT MY PERIOD AND MY VISA FOR LONDON GOT APPROVED! BEST DAY EVER!
rather than putting your name in guys phones, you just texted 90999 to donate $10 to Haiti and then gave it back to them
He kissed my cheek and I could smell it the whole way home like shit
Just ducktaped my beer to my bike. See you in ten.
She tased me when I walked in the door. Thought I was trying to steel her weed.
its been so long even thinking about having a dick inside me makes me sore
I projectile vomited in his sisters room where the toiled would have been if it were the bathroom.
Be there soon... with munchies, blow jobs and shoulder rubs.
I AM TEN TEQUIA SHOOTS ON AND I JUST SAW SOMEONE DO A BODY SHOT OFFF OF JESUS
THIS FEELS SO WROG AND OH SO RIGHT
hoooly shit dude in taco costume challenged alpha douche to a fight. he's got catch phrases. come. now.
Okay let's look at your past accomplishments you've done hungover... Sat great score, academic decathlon, state for track. I think you are solid to go out tonight
...and that's why girls with IBS don't paint their nails
I yelled at him as he left "you broke up with me. You lost your blow job privileges"
I didn't realize how much I relied on you for a reason to drink on tuesday
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