i think 'regret' was last night's theme. i could taste it in my mouth and woke up next to it.
id fuck shawn from boy meets world only if we could name the baby topanga.
I'm pregaming with America's Best Dance Crew.
Do a shot everytime Lil' Mama mispronounces a word.
you ever wonder how lesbians feel about girls being in relationships with other girls on facebook? could it annoy them more than it annoys me?
We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
Nothing says "I'm a sorority girl" like puking at 830 in the am, wearing my anti-hazing pin, and getting ready for a tea party.
Repeat the weekend mantra. "I like boys with teeth, I need boys with teeth, I deserve boys with teeth, I will have boys with teeth".
Now I can say "look me up on Pornhub."
We passed out in his car so I had to find a way to inconspiciously make my walk of shame back inside to go get my shit. To make things more difficult I had no pants and the whole neighborhood was awake
We're having Wednesday-night goat-night at the bar.
It's hard to explain...
Damn why is there no horse blowjob emoji?
But seriously. What possible excuse could I come up with to ditch my parents on Christmas to go fuck him?
He was on top and as he finished he yelled "I love gold" , so yeah I'm seeing him later tonight
I achieved the level of drunk I wanted even with the length of dress I was in..
Whiskey. Because sometimes it's fun to have your hands go numb.
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