just passed a tour group on my way home. the guide actually said: 'and THAT kids is whats known as the walk of shame'
it was 6 in the morning, and you cried until i put mulan in. then you proceeded to say every word, not to mention sing along... stop drinking.
im spending all my christmas money on new years parafanalia aka things I will ingest or lose by the next morning
you need to leave class get on facebook and start untagging IMMEDIATELY
Just bought a pack of cigs...gas station guy informed me i took off my underwear and tried to pop a squat by the milk last night...
I don`t remember Saturday, actually
Its ok, i dont remember 2007
i had to take off my light up shamrock necklaces, my professor was getting suspicious.
Should I tell her she gave me head in the kitchen while I was eating a cupcake or would that hurt her dignity too much?
We can't bring brittanys dog so we are getting high and getting in my bathtub I think it's pretty safe
so, give him that "thank you for fighting for my freedom bj" & he wont even remember what you said in that six min voice mail.
fun fact: in my eskimo family tree i am the only brunette
After sex he cried I didn't know what to do so I patted him on the back and went to the kitchen to make waffles
Make sure you plan your visit for October. That's ACL festival, it's like every Bro in the country converges on Austin. My vagina wants to go hunting.
Stoned. Scared. Bring pool noodle and onion rings.
immediately after sex he started talking to me about nerdy stuff he meant to text me earlier, I'm completely smitten
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