youre lurking in front of me
she was so not down for the gang bang
Vegas for my brothers bachelor party. Just landed and I have a boner. I'm giggly and teary eyed I'm so excited.
Alex, there's no such thing as a fancy sex store.
making cat noises will not fix the situation.
I'm playing with the baby I just found in your kitchen
I walk of shamed back from his dorm in costume while his dad and brother were waiting outside to drive him home. his dad apologized to me. my life never gets old.
can you call in chlamydia to work? like if the antibiotics they gave you for it are giving you the shits...
you just kept yelling "siddle that plaza" til the cab driver said it back...
You're my spirit guide. This has to do with oatmeal cream pies.
I just don't know what he sees in my vagina...and that scares me.
She told me she loves her boyfreind while she was giving me head. He must be a nice guy
also karaoke with swedish 7yr old and drunk 50yr old = best idea ever
Yeah we do. It needs to be like a good penis- long, substancial, and able to make people cry.
Why are there 17 orders of shrimp lo mein in the bathtub?
Randomize
