Why don't you ever send me any naked pics
If a fat man falls in the shower and nobody is in the apartment, does his pride still hurt? Answer: yes
i think i just saw hanson at the grocery store. one might have been a girl. hard to tell. lets call that one taylor.
And as far as being fat goes I just did like 20 minutes of p90x and now i'm eating frosting out of the container....
Her bed looked like it had just hosted a water balloon fight. It was that good.
How would u feel about transportimg a penis shaped ice luge to nashville?
After your mom took her 12th and fatal tequila shot she proceeded to fall head first into the bonfire... Guess I don't have to fear getting old after all
I think that the winner of this years fantasy football league should get naming rights to you child
he made me feel like a shish kabob. his dick was the skewer.
and you said he wasn't worth calling.
Like fighting the continuous urge to sing Neil diamond "coming to America" kinda fucked up right now
Guess what I signed up for?!?!?!
Please tell me you're not selling your eggs.
Did this whole conversation happen while you were shitting?
i just passed i guy i once let listen to me masterbate on the phone...nyc is not big enough
It's going to be like a slumber party but with ketamine
He's a fucking ninja- think of the things he can probably do with his dick.
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