Hehe I wanna Australian kiss.. Its like a French kiss but down under ;)
quick I need to know all the foods that the very hungry caterpillar ate
my hangover today makes thursday's feel like a bubble bath.
it's gonna be a chat room kind of night
so. which one of us is going to pay for the neighbors new window? it cracked when i threw the bottle at it but smashed when you threw yours.
dude i have an english essay and a bio lab due tomorow
so basically your not goin out tonight?
who said that?
To be fair, I'm probably one of the better candidates for the role of 'baby daddy' in this town
THE AUSTRALIAN IS SINGLE AS FUCK.
also I can check "jump into a moving car" off my bucket list if that tells you how tonight is going
Listen, I've got balls in my face can I call you back
We both knew it was over when I took a u turn at her belly button.
It's not even 7 yet. She's singing you are my sunshine to the smirnoff bottle.
I’m honestly just flattered that you think I could make PornHub’s Top 10.
So if i am talking to a guy and he sends me a pic and he is wearing Spiderman button down dress shirt.... Is it ok if i dont want to talk to him anymore?
My alcoholism is old enough to drink.
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