the girl I was having sex with just mumbled victory for msu during sex. i love basketball season
I don't know how many crown and cokes he went through but I know it was more that I have fingers. We are never leaving Texas.
The size of her vagina has nothing to do with the size of her heart bro
You've slept with me you know how lazy I am in bed.
Idk tell her to wear something sluttty. I have that one skirt I got arrested in if she wants to borrow?
No work today. I woke up and someone had written "Markhot Penis = Party" on my forehead in sharpie. Do you know a Mark?
He has been feeding me cheesecake and candy for breakfast. Naked. For three days. How am I ever going to leave????
My mom just added me on Facebook... She has one like and it's Will Smith
Sorry for face planting onto the table with all our alcohol on it
He called me baby cakes during sex... Can U not
She's sent me the same nudes using the same gestures and positions... It's like she has a template for her sluty-ness
I hooked up with the sexiest couple in the LAX BATHROOM IN THE CHANGING FAMILY ROOM HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA
dude, he literally lasted one minute. and i paid 8 dollars for cabs.
How was I supposed to know the accent was fake before i slept with him
That confirms what we've all known all along. I'm a bad gay. I have no fashion sense.
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