So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
Never write on a napkin "my face, your boobs" with your phone number and give it to a girl. Just a tip of the day from my nightly experiences lol.
We need to hang out more often
It's when I'm in my pajamas and in need of a gin delivery that I miss NYC most of all.
His roommate just snorted a line of Smirnoff off the desk. I could really fit in here.
Just sneezed out a half gram of coke into a tissue. Four hours after the fact. The bender continues.
Hate is such a strong word! I prefer to think that you strongly dislike me due to the honesty I show towards your routine shortcomings of success in life.
I'm not gonna lie; I was dosed with mushrooms and am eating pickles with a guy in all white. It's weird, but I'm down. Help.
nothing worse than walking out of class after 3 hours and having covered exactly zero information
walking out with herpes. that would be worse
I'm the fucking queen of sexting. I just made a blowjob sound so poetic I'm wishing I were a guy just so I could blow me. Learn from me.
I blew him while watching the aristocats. There were singing cats in the background. I think he he hummed along at one point.
Gross! What the hell is that?!?
It's quite clearly a man posing erotically with multiple packages of bacon.
If he would've shaved his beard when we first broke up, getting over him would've been so much simpler. That asshole.
Im eating leftover Easter ham in a bubble bath. What has my life come to?
Serious question, on a scale of go for it to what the fuck are you thinking, what's me going to a monk or any religious official and saying "baptize me daddy" in a serious voice?
She was shaving her legs in the neighbors pool when we found her.
Where'd she get the razor?
Not the point.
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