i'm at sigma nu and gary is here. what do it do?
Stay away from his face.
so i go for his dick?
Overheard: "his girlfriend fucks him with the lights off. It's not serious."
lmfao. well really. it's not love if you cringe at the site of his anus.
She called me Jeff during sex, I just kept going like nothing happened. To think, if I was a woman that would be a problem.
we do all of our sexting over chat on words with friends, so my boyfriend doesn't know about it when he looks at my texts.
I'm in a trailer park. But I'm not scared. The virgin always lives.
Apparently she came home completely covered in mud, pretending to be a bird...and she still had more sex than any of us this weekend.
What sexual position says im sorry for your loss?
Can I steal her, take her home, and feed her only vodka?
I can't even masturbate without crying fuck this break up
I have to remind myself to breathe. That hungover.
I'm 99% sure I just flashed my dad with my vagina. So that's the new low now.
Why does 2015 have to start with so many regrets?
That's the 3rd guy I've made pass out from a bj. I may have super powers.
If I ever write a memoir I'm thinking "Choosing to sit in a vat of shit" would fit
It's gotten to the point that I'm pretty sure I'm going to need to be legally drunk before I enter the voting booth this year.
Randomize
