my number is 615-555-1212, <3 your favorite asshole
My nipple is on Facebook.
I don't care how bad it tastes, i just put it in my mouth and deal with it
It was annoying to wait 4 hour for him to be inside for 5 seconds.
Following a car with a GPS. We don't know where he's going, but he probably has a better idea of where we're going than we do. Also, very high.
Not sure why I sent you a picture of a black bear last night but it seemed like a good idea at the time.
...And then you kept screaming "cock mouth" in her face every time she tried to talk.
I should not be in class today. For the professors sake.
I can't take any time off so I'll be here drinking mimosas til I puke at home with my kitty
You know its going to be a good day when you have to brush your teeth out of a cup in your room using the vodka and water mixture in your fridge because you're locked out of your restroom
low point in my life last night. licked pizza grease off my iphone screen..
SOMEONE WITH THE TWITTER HANDLE "METHLAB" FAVORITED THAT PICTURE
You wanna see what happens when frozen corn meets an unhappy Andrew's face?
Cocaine is ok on a cleanse, right?
he ended the message XOXO, who the fuck does he think he is GossipGirl.
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