Is it standard protocol to defriend someone after they give you chlamydia?
Just a heads up. Everytime I get arrested in Maine I claim I lost my ID and use your name.
And I'm PMSing. So if I'm not crying, I'm masturbating.
Nyquil jello-shots aiding in health and happiness
Ya he's the booze devil, like if the black hole and Bermuda triangle joined forces with Captain Morgan
The airport has the best people watching and munches... It should be a destination drinking location
There's green glitter on my nipple rings. #mardigras2013
T minus 20 hours until we forget our names, find some city cowboys, and g&t into the night.
Went kayaking. drunk. DID NOT FALL IN. Mission succesful.
Your anal douche was on bathroom counter. Now it's in dumpster. Not ok. I am mad. Very mad.
My day went from bad to worse when I realized I puked out my second floor window last night.
He looked me deeply in the eyes and said "I don't want this to be the last time I see you.. Can I follow you on Instagram"
On a scale of 1 to 10 how concerned should I be
Do you really want to know anything about the inner machinations of a furry's mind
She tied me to her bed using her honor chords. Thank god for graduation!
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