Idk if this white stuff in my shower is conditioner or... something else?
this coming from the guy that still thinks "pulling out" is a good form of birth control? just walk away
That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
He spent the whole night convincing me I wasn't fat, but after we had sex he said "Oh, I see what you mean"
Just ran interference for her again. Sometimes i wonder how many times in my life i'll have to be a cock block at the clinic
The last thing I remember is him grabbing my ass and telling me he knew where the jello shots were, so I followed him.
Also, the drinking age in Japan is 20. At what point in the sky am I allowed to start downing alcohol?
I'm just that drunk tells people I love them or wants to set them on fire. Accept that.
we're in NC now and so far we've smoked a blunt in every state with the exception of Tennessee which we accidentally went to
Out of ten? A seven. You pulled your shorts down to your ankles, jumped into the pool and announced you were a merman.
Do you think they manscape in the zombie apocalypse?
Yeah just had sex and grub hub came right after he did. I’d say it’s a win.
Sooo does anyone wanna tell me why I threw up a cigarette this morning?
OMG YOU DID TO?!
Apparently last night I was doing back bends for the guy making my easy mac because clearly it wasn't easy enough for me.
The work outs are working. Someone just said my body type was “Tits On A Stick”.
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