What a fucking waste of an outfit
i told her my name was noah and she leans in and whispers "that makes me so wet." ive never been more thankful for the Notebook
He was able to grab love handles during doggy style... I know we said spring break mexico diet starts next week but i think we need to start tomorrow.
hey, sorry about all the butter. I thought it was gonna help.
currently pooping in a public restroom while drinking free beer. there has never been a finer line between awesome and depressing.
I don't know how I feel about the stuff we got from that guy. Me and Monty are driving through town listening to static at full blast...
We found him sitting in a beach chair in the basement storage room passed out. Idk if we should move him or pass the bowl around.
However today I got my lube that might I add was dripping out of the box. I'd like to think my mailman was mixing business with pleasure.
The 12 year old son winked and made eyes at me while his father fed me vodka gummy bears. Gameday yo
Also, I'm going to yoga because I have a Taylor Swift range of emotions right now.
....she made me stop for like 3 minutes so she could talk to her cat....
So for St Paddys day I colored my junk green and got a little hat for him....wanna see it before I sober up....
I feel like I beer bonged a ton of asbestos
Drunk assassins creed leads to explaining to my father that "it was only a steak knife in the arm"
Look, I know why you're asking me, but just because I'm gay does not make me a wiki on butt sex. Ask a doctor or you know, the internet like everyone else.
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