dude i doubt hes gay
I CAUGHT HIM BEATING OFF TO MENS HEALTH!
he literally just asked me which v neck he should wear tomorrow.
we fucked to don't stop believing. most epic sex EVER.
Her life must suck. All she's got is "Miss Shamrock" WHICH SHE LOST!
Nothing like studying in the College of Communication to make you realize how smart you are.
He was just laying on the stairs and then screamed, "Is that a clubhouse?" I haven't seen him since
He broke up with his gf yesterday so he could give me our annual Christmas sex at midnight.
Marry him. Now.
He stumbled into my room, flopped on my bed, shoes on my pillow and asked me for a juice box. Then fell asleep with the juice box on his forehead.
I may be bringing home two guys tonight. I'f they won't go for a double-team you can have the lanky one.
Ideas I've had tonight: An entire movie based off the Pixar lamp jumping on stuff.
Sorry for all the snapchats, I wanted you to feel like u were in America getting plastered with me
I never imagine I'd say this, but can I ask Jeff for the butt plugs back even though it was a gift and we broke up?
I can tell that I'm high when listening to celine dion becomes such a life changing experience
Someone's gotta tell him drunk sex comes before dating
I don't know what that means but it's making me want to fuck you.
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