Down for casual relationships, more fun than catholic missionary, bring condoms and don't get attached.
So #1 way to come back last night and #2 wishbone and I broke into his house and i opened joey's door and u were both passed out and pantless.
I swear to god I'm with a high end prostitute right now and shes the most interesting person I've ever met. She just took me in to share an evening.
And as an added bonus she seems to have gotten a blood stain out of my favorite t-shirt
he's 24. he finally texted me instead of using facebook chat. baby steps.
Do you remember giving me altiods and wishing me good luck on the walk home?
Yes theres a double standard. Get over it. Fuck the critics and go be the slut you were born to be
I had a dream that we erected a stage in our living room for "impromptu performances" how can we make this a reality?
Fortunately for myself I'm twice as smart and half as drunk as everyone else. All things considered I'm leaving here three-to-five times richer than when I arrived.
God, you're amazing. I just want to hang out with you in the nude and watch Monty Python movies whilst we quip about how comedians just aren't as funny anymore.
Credit for originality. Points off for a mild to moderate creepy factor.
umm, I just masturbated to old Justin timberlake on MTV jams. in need of dick ASAP
she's fucked both of my roommates but not me. i feel like I'm not part of the group anymore
Tune in tm morning for how to buy Plan B in a foreign country while coming down off ecstasy
So who left their underwear on a lamppost in my aunt's backyard
Knew i was going to puke. So i grabed a bowl out of the kitcken in the dark before bed...Ended up puking into a spaghetti strainer...
We found him. He just came running out of the closet with a bruise on his face saying he has been fighting elves in Narnia for a year.
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