we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
put your party hat on. and by party hat I mean no panties
Should I text him? Life is confusing when you actually like someone instead of just wanting to blow them.
Woman walking into toby keith concert: 8 months pregnant, black eye, shirt on that has a picture of a boot and the words "we'll put a boot up your ass" with an american flag printed over--the sleeves were ripped off and she had a camo cowboy hat. Greatest thing I've ever seen.
stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
Used tampon in my purse. That from you?
I've been practicing for you. Including stockpiling medical supplies for curing hangovers.
You were dancing with a coffee pot of rum in one hand and a joint in the other. So that should explain everything.
you realize you insisted on them having a dance off to korean music to determine who takes you home?
Just got high and apologized to my vagina for getting chlamydia
He tried to do the do on me last night and my exact words were "stay away from my princess parts. they're renovating."
Also, if you don't fuck me soon, I will die. I don't want to die like that.
I just want to be like "i dont know you but ive seen your penis & i like it"
Its just akward. Everytime he tells me he loves me, I have to respond with, I love having sex with you. and he just stares at me in amazement
Found Ryan’s keys in the fridge. On my way back.
Also, tell him he missed Nathan passing out in the dryer.
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