I may not go down in history, but i will definitely go down on your little sister.
ed mcmahon, farrah fawcett, and michael jackson all in one week. What next god, are you juts gonna take my penis too?
I need to have sex with someone before he does. I need to win this break up!
What's the name of that girl you hooked up with? The one that looks like the fire hose sign.
he's downstairs watching tv with my family... I called the home line so my mom could bring me my make up bag cause my real face would prob make him delete my number
He just said "wow, thats some rly nice hair! And those teeth..thosee are some cool teeth"
the can pyramid on my head actually reached a decent height before I moved.
how do I tell the students with a crush on me, that yes, I am open to receiving blowjobs in exchange for grades?
So I'm seriously not complaining - but I just fell ass backwards into a Tuesday night threesome. Sober
We are not on the "bring me breakfast" level. He's bringing me penis if I ask for breakfast too I'll just sound greedy
Called my dealer in tears and we talked for an hour until I felt better. That's the way it should be.
I would not be watching the debate if there wasn't drinking involved. Let's be honest.
The only thing I like when I am high is sex. And Cheez Its. But mostly sex.
So right before she was about to give me head she tapped the tip and said "Is this thing on" I think I'm in love.
I'll bring spiced rum
I am not drinking that devil juice
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