my boss just made his own remix to aaron carter's i want candy. i cant decide if its the funniest or most embarrassing thing ive seen
he's a nude model. what could you have done to make him feel awkward??
Wow, you know I need to stop drinking alone when I pour my drink into my hand and offer it to my dog,
Don't tits with veins remind you of road maps?
its like she was born with a silver dick in her mouth
The strippers from this weekend suck at words with friends
This is the weirdest negotiation ever.
This is what happens when two people with zero shame try to argue.
It feels like you stuck your dick in a fire and then branded the inside of me.
Seriously, I'm making a calendar and marking off the days with little penis's
Whiskey dick has taught us to be smart with our time.
FIND ME A DICK TO RIDE THAT HOPEFULLY IS ATTACHED TO A CUTE PERSON AND NICE PERSONALITY
CHALLENGE ACCEPTED. Is it okay if I only get 2 out of 3?
The D is nonnegotable.
YOU BETTER NOT BE SHAVING YOUR LEGS RIGHT NOW IM TRYING TO HELP YOU
He started french braiding my hair while I was blowing him. The question is not why, but how.
A real best friend would support the hoe in me. Not remind me of what happened the last time I slept with a boss
He put on star wars porn, i thought it was hilarious last night but now i'm wondering why he has star wars porn
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