Thanks again for letting me crash last nite. Sorry I banged your little brother.
I CAN MOONWALK!
Just once id like a girl to say to me in the dracula voice, i want...to suck...your dick...
Freshman orientation day on campus. Dear diary, JACKPOT.
We are cuddling. She is so cute when she is too high to be a loud bitch.
Would you have sex with a guy wearing a Batman mask?
It's all hypothetical, I don't have a Batman mask... yet...
230 lb girl across the train from me is giving a dude in a kilt a handjob while he sits in her lap
She roared AMY HORNEY and hulk hoganed her shirt off. Fuckin marriage time bro
But if you were going to pour a liquid on your naked body in fall its definitely pumpkin inspired something.
Oh my god. A memory of last night just came to me. One of our neighbors joked about Thomas having a big dick and I just kept shaking my head profusely.
I think having a vagina should be considered a skill, give me a break.
At some point he mentioned fried rice and take out... I don't think we know how sexting works
Beer and xanax may be a bad combo, but I don't really care due to the beer and the xanax.
I accidentally mass texted his dick pic. Not only to my friends, but to my dad as well...
If we hadn't just agreed to no commitment, i'd totally propose right now. Best. Fuckbuddy. Ever.
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