I think she heard me call her a fat skank. But she was to be fair.
Don't make out with my wife yet
Dude, Her having kids just means she puts out.
my FASA form asked what i spent the majority of my 08 earnings on, im tempted to put "booze, blow, & blunts"
Her hair smelled like a rat dipped in mustard on fire
dude, never let a drunk girl playbite your dick. the doctor came in laughed and left.
I think I'm still fucked. I can see the electricty going through the street car lines
It's supposed to be a shit show, it's an end of the world party.
You're the horniest male I have ever encountered
Makes it sound like you're a scientist documenting your discoveries. I warned you.
I need an inhaler full of pot for all of this breathless rage.
Threw up in hyvee parking lot. Thanksgiving shopping complete.
You keep making the old jokes & I'm gonna come down with a sudden case of low-estrogen related vaginal dryness..
I don't think "growing medical marijuana" is Quite what my Grandfather had in mind when he thought me about gardening as a child
Our entire day shift is on either molly or acid. I'm about to take two hits of the latter.
I have had my dick inside of entirely too many people at this wedding in order for me to be the groom. Please give me a swift kick in the dick to wake me up from this nightmare
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