Hey sorry for feelin' up your date. Sadly, this is a mass txt.
You kept telling that ginger girl, "it's not your fault, it's not your fault, it's not your fault."
just fed a duck at the lake a weed brownie. it hasnt moved in 20 minutes.
I even resorted to pole dancing with the street sign. I have an extra $20 now because I think people were paying me to leave.
yeah you're probably right.. i should stop equating love with getting naked on a webcam for him.
He told me something must be wrong, because no one had seen my boobs yet
its likemy ribs anf my hesrt aew cuddlingn
juast therw a cheeeeesestirng over the fnce. stuckit to sombodys car winheild... gonna luagh if i find it mlted in the mrning.
Smoked a topless bowl this morning. For International Women's Day. Quite liberating.
He's high as balls tripping balls and doing a reenactment of the scene where Buzz jumps off the balcony and can't fly to his soundtrack of Toy Story.
He was so hammered. He called the cops on the landscapers he thought they were trespassing. 2 were arrested on warrants.
I round house kicked her emotions in the face
like every night i go out someone always suggests nipple hugs so that's why I always end up topless
Somehow you're a lightweight AND an alcoholic. Rare combo in one person. Well done.
It's one of the few times I hit fuck it levels of not caring
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