I just applied for an unsubsidized loan naked. I love the internet.
I mean i stumbled out of the club yelling at random people" I"M GOING TO TEACH YOUR KIDS SOMEDAY!!"
And thats what homeschooling is for
NoDDING MY HEAD LIKE uyuEAH MOViUNG MY HiPS LioKe YEAhhhhhhhhhhh
wow.
pretty sure i saw you masturbating on chatroulette a minute ago. yes, i can recognize your cock
I THOUGHT I SAW YOU
How long is it safe to eat only Hot Pockets and Popsicles?
I'm currently using two paint brushes as chopsticks to eat lasagna.... college.
My niece just unknowingly cock blocked me. Obviously, someone won't be getting a christmas present this year.
I am undressing in in n out. They migit ca5l security. Are you provn d6 me?
OH MY GOD. SO PROUD.
You wanted to thank my penis. You wanted me to take the condom off so you could touch it and thank it.
Well, that now makes it the 4th girlfriend in a row to cheat on me. I don't even care anymore...I'll date a prostitute and not even worry.
Let's fuck under the stars. And by under the stars I mean in my bed underneath my glow in the dark star stickers.
I'm watching Part of Your World now and I'm crying and I feel like I'm floating right along with her. This. This right here is some drunken Disney Magic
Idk maybe I'll talk to him once he gets out of jail just to yell at him and get my strawberry ice cream back.
My sex toys have been held in customs for almost a month now. They're British, what the hell?!?
yeah, last night we handcuffed you and you started crying saying that you weren't a bad person
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