Will you still be my friend if I read and enjoyed Twilight?
No
stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
just because she threw up on my junk doesnt mean i dont like asians anymore
at roughly 3:30am you called me saying you were gonna start a big game of strip twister in politics class and i was your partner.
you flashed my boyfriend last night so i tackled you to the floor. you may be a bit sore.
stumbled upon a picture of an owl staring me in the face. i almost offered him a bong hit.
I think the world is coming to an end. Earthquakes, huricanes, floods, and now you say you LOVE him. Im building a shelter and going into hiding.
I will not remember tonight for the most part. This text will be evidence. You can and probably will use this against me.
Please God, is a penis possibly making it to vagina town to much to ask for tonight.
Any man who has a face like that and a bike, deserves a vagina like yours permanently.
Its been 4 years since I have masturbated this hard. God bless the Olympics!
She had a tattoo on her pelvis that said "it's cock-o-clock" an had clocks and hot dogs exploding away from it. I'd like to tell you it was deal breaker buuuuuuut.......
Man. Apparently I blacked out between the 4th margarita and my air mattress. Asleep in my jeans at 10pm. Mom outdrank me again.
The only rule I'm making for myself tonight is to not drink out of the sink at the bar.
I'm a shining star this evening. Dancing with a cane in rite aid now. I should be kept under survaillance.
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