she definitely blew him on the riverbank, some lady floated past and said "have some pride honey", amazingly awkward
We started snorting MDMA at 3 in the afternoon...it was never going to end well.
I would say I am sorry for punching you last night, but I found the pictures you took on my camera and it all came rushing back.
I've decided I want to blow you wearing a santa hat.
Aren't rabbit ears more seasonally appropriate?
I'm turning twenty & the only honorable way to exit my teens is by slapping the fuck outta the bag. You better be in.
seriously, i never want to drink Robitussin again. her face was melting as i tried to convince her i wasnt high and i probably would have fucked ray. his parents thought i was a sweet charming lesbian.
This is why you are not allowed out in public.
Ask him to get me chedder bratwurst instead of the molly
Unless if you guys already left. Then I want the molly
he taught all the little kids to ski. it was stupid hot. i'm pretty sure my ovaries exploded.
He handed me a beer to drink as he went down on me. I want to keep him
I woke up on my girls floor with a pound of muenster cheese in my shirt pocket
EMERGENCY SUBJECT CHANGE. SHE DOESN'T KNOW.
I just deff did the walk of shame.. His roommate/manager woke us up. A dog scared me on my stumble to the car.
This is why I'm single.
She won't let me meet her hot new boy toy just because she thinks it'll lead to us having a threesome. It's not fair. I thought we were friends...
I woke up this morning and my house is covered in shredded cheese with my laptop open and a google image search for "awesome shit".
I'm listening to a women in metal station and wearing a flannel. I may have approached peak lesbian.
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