How does she give head with a nose like that? It looks like she has a plantain stuck in the middle of her face.
I'm pregaming with America's Best Dance Crew.
Do a shot everytime Lil' Mama mispronounces a word.
she is the female version of PC from the mac and pc commercials..i'll still hit tho
Mistake of the day: loudly discussing my gay hookups on the phone at the dmv in upstate NY... this must be what leprosy feels like
STOP TELLING PEOPLE I PEED ON YOU
I don't know what I would do if cheese never existed
Someone's stooooned
This guy smells like mr Rogers puppets and I don't know how to deal with it
thank you for being a reason not to completely check out of my life and start sleeping all day, crying all night, and living off vodka acquired through credit card debt
I got back from work this morning after working the night shift to find an NFL player scaling the side of our apartment...from your window. He just took sneaking out to all new level. Care to explain?
I think that about sums it up, actually.
Thou shall not get drunk and hit bitch cup in pong and take shirt off while wearing a see-through lace bra again
That's actually very serious....I really do think of you whenever is see pizza
I mean, I've had her boob in my mouth, but is that romance?
I need a beard to bite.
Taking a shit in a Texas 7/11... not accepting phone calls now lol
NOT PREGNANT according to the two dollar tree pregnancy tests I took in the tacobell bathroom. Come meet me at tacobell for celebratory soft tacos.
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