Yeah, we realized keeping you in a cage wasn't beneficial to us
We walked through the hotel lobby in slow-mo taking huge steps because we were astronauts, and astronauts obviously can't be drunk.
i cleaned out my closet and found 7 beers from 2007. ive had 3 so far.
i dont understand blimps. what would happen if they collided would they just bounce off or fall to the ground.
dude how high are you right now?
do you think jeeves would know? you do it. ask jeeves.
You've got more to offer than just money. Come on. You have an awesome rack.
I mean it's not my fault he had a floor mat that read "put out or get out". What was I supposed to do?
And I think short bridesmaids dresses are the best idea especially for bathroom sex
Unless you have figured out how to blow me through the phone don't drunk dial me.
Think about if the incredible hulk and king kong had a retarded baby. That's the sound she made in my ear the entire time I fucked her.
It's official, I need to start putting my vagina's needs before my own.
One small step for man, one big gay fierce leap for gays!
We had a threesome and he gave us bottle rockets and a lamp for our apartment
Easter bunny might get some gnarly munches and not even have enought candy left to hand out
Best part about losing weight and not fitting into your pants any longer? They come off quick for chipotle emergencies.
She ripped her shorts off and yelled "VAGINA TIME!"
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