It feels like he gave my taint an indian burn.
And then he asked me why the subtitles were in Arabic. The television was off.
Ketchup is God's man juice
I've been drunk so often this summer being sober is exciting
He deserves to hear about your Vagina Shrooms
Not even close. I woke up in the bed of Codys truck. Wrapped up in a sleeping bed, using a stuffed alligator as a pillow. And Alex was laying naked beside me. Not to mention I wasn't wearing the clothes I got there in.
Well Its not like I planned having my potato launcher explode and burn off my eyebrow and eye lashes.. I still have my right eyebrow can't u just be happy?
You fucked him. I baby bird fed him whiskey . I feel like we've bonded.
If she has AMC, I may have to fuck her today. I want to catch up on the walking dead.
I can give you five reasons its your baby
and I can give you 10 reasons it's not, but I'm busy so I'll just go with you have the wrong number. And also I'm a straight girl.
I just hope I don't wheeze during sex
Omg I literally just wanna sleep with you right now. Like actual sleep. Not sex. Well maybe. But sleep first
my experiences serve only to benefit you young virgin
You're doing screenings before you set me up again- no child sized dicks allowed.
Told him I just wanted to be friends. He responded, "The best marriages are born from great friendships." Please come get me.
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