And I just threw up at the table during Mother's Day Brunch.
I drank like a thousand beers last night and my poo is solid, not gross like usual. I think this means I've grown up.
Who were the five players on the alien team from space jam?
I wont touch it. I promise i wont touch it. JUST GET UNDER THE DAMN TABLE PLEASE.
Stop staring at my boobs, I can't concentrate
Well how do you think I feel
fair enough
HOnestly. That's my one goal for this whole trip. I don't give a shit about souvenirs or sand. I want penis.
So if you want this MFM threesome thing to happen the other guy is here and willing
Hooked up with an Aussie chick last night only an Indonesian chick away from completing my lap around the pacific rim
You know your high, when your chugging applesauce out of the jar with no utensils.
at least its a cool name to shout when he's balls deep in you later
also I was promised more toga parties by popular media
Just walked out of the train bathroom after having sex and got a round of applause from the passengers. Definitely the best part of the trip.
I think I just received the most dignified proposition of my life. From the father of the bride. Who'd have thought.
I threw up outside. Then I peed got off the toilet and threw up. While I threw up u pulled up my pants. Not my best moment
He just compared fucking my vagina to a snow flake falling on his forehead: gentle.... I'm not sure if that's a compliment or not.
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