So how come you never look me in the eyes anymore when we make love?
If I had a nickel for every time somebody called me a bad person I would have enough money to check into rehab
i think i would be more confident if i were chinese.
I just had a Brazilian done for this guy. He's getting first-date sex whether he wants it or not.
dude they had a "sorry for partying" wall in their house which consisted if all the hospital bills, tickets, detox receipts and court orders they've gotten. The ENTIRE wall was covered.
I distinctly recall there being a "I can't be dead 2maro" stipulation to going out last night. There's been a breech of contract
The world isn't going to end because you slept with him!
... that would be easier though.
She has a lazy eye!
My other option is a hardwood floor
he was very distressed by my statements that there could have been balls on shoulders without awareness
We're doing it in the traditional way of discussing why we dislike each other while sharing a bowl. Just like the natives do.
I'll be really easy to find... I'm the naked one rolling around in cats.
It was only in the sobering silence of the wilderness on the mountain, after I was too tired to talk anymore and I also didn't want to tell Julian that we were lost, that I realized how super tripped out I had been the entire time...
It's like the bat signal. He only texts me when I'm naked.
Its really awkward pooping while on videochat. Even if you turn the video off.
“before I show up tits a blazing, what’s the sexual temperature here?“
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