I think I am morally bankrupt
I too understand the importance of cheesy bread
I fucked him in the bathroom at Cedar Point. if it hadn't been for me already combining my two favorite things in the world the whole bathroom thing would have been a little disgusting.
this blows. i told the guy at the bar that i was the DD and it was like i just announced over megaphone that i had genital herpes. no one will talk to me now.
I just called my mom 'Napoleon bronaparte'. I need to stop hanging out with you.
The birthday girl is bringing her own barf bucket, it is going to be a good weekend.
she kept yelling about wanting tacos, so I gave her a piece of bologna in a tortilla. she didn't know the difference
nah i think i'm gonna take my landlord's kids trick-or-treating instead. apparently the houses around here hand out wine to the adults and candy to the kids.
You were trying to swim on the floor while eating a hot-dog bun and laughing about how much you hate bread and didn't understand why you were eating it..
He goes to Columbia so regardless of how he looks I should fuck him right?
We need a shit load of segways right now
You guys had reggaeton music playing while dry humping? Definition of romance.
I'm slacking. We've been hooking up for months and I have yet to bang him while he's wearing the clown mask.
I probably shouldn't be taking relationship advice from my side piece...
If everyone felt the happiness from apple crown royal we would be in a better place
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