I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
She says ass holes are for stuffing, the verb, not stuffing, the noun.
Disadvantage of being gay..... my gag reflexes makes trying to make myself throw up extremely difficult.
I had my own version of the Hangover last night. I woke up to a disassembled Christmas tree, shit on the futon, and a hamster in the bathroom with a necklace on that said "Feed Me Bitch." I don't own a hamster. I don't know what I drank last night, but I want to do it again.
Remember when we did the egg drop from the Dyson building? Her vag is like that, except with a ham, and the ham doesn't make it. I'll be back to the apartment in ten.
dude this girl next to me farted in the middle of a quiz and denied my high five
bitch
She's like a pop up book from hell.
I woke up wearing nothing but his lifeguard whistle..
What would you say if I got first degree burns on my nipples from drinking coffee topless?
i mean, i stole her boyfriend and beat her snake score on facebook within 48 hours. not her week.
How unacceptable would it be to bar hop with a funnel in the square? It's Halloweekend and I plan on going hard. I can claim it goes w/ my costume. But I don't think the MIMITW uses funnels.
Lemme guess, I was the one completely shit faced making out with the 50 year old...
LOL, wrong number bro. Good luck trying to figure out what happened though..
your love of good penises attached to ugly faces is disgusting and slightly disturbing.
The last party at your house was a sex toy party...it's an obvious transition to baby shower
I told you all we needed steroids to survive the tour de franzia, like the bikers. But nobody listened...
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