Dub. In the bra. Dub in the bra.
I wanna fuck padma even more now that she's preggers. Is that sick?
Yes but- 100% agreed
we were wasted and he didn't have a condom so he called the front desk and asked for one. They didn't "officially" have them but the night manager happened to have one in his wallet. He brought it to the room with two mints.
I just sneezed alcohol in a candle and started a fire.
He asked me to touch his mustache. Should I go home with him?
Afterwards she kept poking it and saying "it looks so sad and small" I dont know if I wanted to reach this state in our relationship...
is it pathetic that I think he's cheating and it doesn't bother me because for the first time I'm the girlfriend and not the other girl?
I wonder if i could put a dildo on my bike seat to encourage me to exercise.
You can buy vodka at target here.. Maybe Missouri isn't so bad after all
After some trial and error I found soaking my balls in maple syurip helps ease the pain.
Oh and an honorable mention for your father's porn collection. Things I'll never forget.
Church parking lot, park bench, front porch. I think she's more comfortable going down on me in public. May have found the one.
Testing the emergency boobs hotline
Just used the pen i got in my signing ceremony to pack down my bowl. coach would be proud
I am watching Wayne Gretzky and Alexander oveckhin play video games for charity. What is life right now.
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