All I could understand from his text was "hatchet" "soccer" & "bitch". its safe to say andy has had enough to drink & will be violent soon
He came up to me muttering about the pills on the bathroom floor... I found him an hour and a half later trying to take naked photos of himself with an alarm clock...
I heard a loud ass thump and then I saw both dogs coming around the corner.... Without him. I went to check out what happened and the dogs apparently pulled him down onto his face, knocking him out.
We're on a cock hunt. Everything is fair game.
His mom always writes on my facebook right after we have sex. it's like she knows. with her scary mom psychic powers
It was like I was playing the clarinet on his penis. And I just kept saying I'm sorry.
He started humming whilst eating me out. At first it was weird, but my new motto is now don't knock it before you've cum from it
Just got into a fight with a trashcan, today is obviously not going to be my day.
For real, I've been ditched by my boyfriend twice today alone. I fucking shaved for this guy.
Somewhere out there, Gloria Steinem just started to cry.
sooo trippy being back in town after 5 years. if you had asked me in high school who would be future coke heads, i would have been way off
why is there a wheelchair in the hall and why does it look like we banged in it?
Tom just texted me he's Tindering from his hospital bed while they're running heart tests on him.
That's dedication to the game.
i need some fresh meat. meat that has a license and a job and isn’t a FULL-blown alcoholic. partial i could tolerate, bc, haha, let’s be honest, me likey my drinkies.
I just bumped into this random I hooked up with a few years ago at Steve's party. Talk about a fingerblast from the past!
I'd like to know who hasn't seen my tits tonight.
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