I just got back to Nicks and I shoul dnot have drank this much when I have to work at 7AM!!!!!
i don't think you understand, blowjobs are like flowers for guys.
I woke up with ten beers in my bag that hoarded at the party last night. Rally? Its five somewhere.
my nick name has gotton too long over the years..C.T.P.S.G.F.P.G.......cock tease private school groupie frat party groupie.
oh i have no idea about his personality. i imagine it's the same as it was- except now combined with a receding hairline and a beer gut
I don't think you have the libido for two women at the same time
I think you underestimate the amount of time spent masturbating
Hung over. Bed full of legos for some reason. Not getting up. Come build stuff with me.
No sex in the champagne room. The champagne room being my life
I slipped on a piece of pizza last night and when the bouncer helped me up I told him the garbage can pushed me.
Can we just talk about how the only thing I have on my camera from this weekend is a video of you putting your whole fist in your mouth hahahha
He wanted me to come over on Christmas...inviting your fuck buddy over for the holidays is just something you don't do.
I'm hiding in the bathroom at the library but there are children here I just want to drunk cry in peace
I’m not closing myself off the to the possibility of making a bad life choice.
Just found out that the guy I lost my virginity to voted for Gary Johnson. It's almost more upsetting then him ending up being a massive asshole.
When are you getting back?
Well google maps doesn't have an estimated time for crawling... Could be days
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