He said he was just looking at my pictures and was thinking about how he wanted to cut my hair..then dye it black and put platnium blonde extensions throughout it and layer my hair
You admitted to me in secrecy that you want to jerk off a unicorn.
Apparently Chef Boyardee is the only guy I'm taking home tonight.
Don't remember shit. It was only until I saw the glaze on my forearm that I knew you drove to get donuts last night. I also spent 20$ there apparently
Fucking finally I'm about to die from sobriety over here
officially christened the dorm room by sucking my spilled drink off the floor. tastes like homee
She did my hair, then ate me out. Switching teams was an awesome decision.
Twas the night before the bachelor party, and all thru the house...not a creature was stirring, not even a stripper?...
If a hot cougar texts u and says "back massage, blow job".... you show the fuck up.
So not the biggest tits he had his cock between. He could have lied.
so my pro life roomate found a used condom wrapped up in her sheets with your panties. never letting you have sex in her bed again
Help. I am eating nachos. But I'm with some guy. I need help. I don't know where I am. The nachos were so good. I'll bring them but help me.
We dont have cups... so were doing shots out of bowls like puppies
I don't want too, lol. I'm currently awaiting my next period like its the second coming of christ
It's like Guy Diamond blew glitter into my vagina.
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