i keep myself tagged when other girls look bad/ugly so i look better
I want a meaningful relationship and i wont get one if i keep giving him blow jobs in my basement while watching family guy.
his genitalia just looks like a thumbs up. a really really small thumbs up.
just spent $80 on an im sorry breakfast from mcdonalds for everyone sleeping in my apartment for being a drunkass and locking everyone out of the apartment at 2am.
Second night spent with creepy guy. I either need to change his nickname or stop doing this.
check off brunette on the list of girls tht hit me with there cars and then fucked me later
I NEED YOU TO TELL ME ITS OKAY TO BE THIS HIGH
Yes
O.K.
No, we got so into acting out our role play characters we didn't even fuck. still sucess.
I am not getting you a goat.
Fair enough. I am not going out with you. The goat was not negotiable.
I may or may not have pissed on my floor last night
Welcome to 22
Fucking holidays. How do I have this many men who want to fuck me and none of them are available when I'm ready to blow my top?
we need to tell them stories about when happens when we're sober so they think they know what they're in for when they're actually completely unprepared for whn happens when we get drunk
You can come over but I have to warn you that it is naked Sunday.
I'm about to do something based solely on the fact that a fortune cookie told me to. This may not end well.
I gave in, made out with her, and long story short, I'm giving hetero another try.
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