I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
I thought she was going to get passionate and throw her on the bed and fuck her, but she just started breaking stuff.
That's the thing about women.
the last thing i remember is fucking her. GAME CHANGER i woke up in another bedroom to her younger sister blowing me
you pissed in a zip-loc bag and wanted 60 dollars for it
I guess you don't realize how much twelve bags of chips are, until they're all over your floor.
I like to take my ritalin one pill at a time with each pill spaced out a couple minutes so I feel like I'm going super saiyan when they kick in.
IT WAS SO BIG. I FORGOT GOD MADE THEM LIKE THIS.
I do wanna see you. And we can just lay here and watch a movie and listen to me cry.
Sign she's a keeper: "I would rather be late to brunch than waste a perfectly good boner."
Probably TMI here but I just rubbed one out while listening to thunderstruck, almost ripped my dick off.
I'm pretty sure that our Lady and The Tramp Red Vine moment was the farthest I got last night
He legit watched "Cops" the entire time he was fingering me.
Valentine's Day is now to be known as Tacos and Orgasms Day.
I cant tell you how much harder a belt makes hoeing
shots, cocks, socks. bingo
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