I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
dude.. you lit a cigarette on the bus and told the driver it was okay because you were fire marshall of your boy scout troop
there comes a time in a mans life when you ask yourself, will i fake love for blowjobs? and the answer is always yes
I jerked off enough times today to safely commit to the fact that im not getting laid tonight
How do you have time to get laid so much in law school?
I like to set goals for myself. for example, he was my first libertarian
I'm drugging my best friend. I'm like a whole new level of bitch.
Who would we be if we didn't go out to drink during finals week? NOBODY
All I remember is this kid kept saying that he has a dream that white kids and black kids can take shots together as one, and just we'd keep drinking to that.
That man deserves a slow clap... He defied the power of the vagina
I hoped the great care he put into rolling a blunt would translate to my vagina.
His mom finally got over her shame and smoked a bowl with us. Merry Christmas to all aka me.
Just told myself the phrase "You're not THAT single" while dressing myself
I don't need to marry the guy. I just need some filthy, shameful wish fulfillment sex and then live out the rest of my life on the bean farm.
Is it just me or did we have a heart to heart talk while you were naked last night?
According to the rule of quantum porn mechanics, the mere thought of something kinky causes it to exist. So out there, somewhere, there is already riddler/smurf porn...
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