At what point are you a chubby chaser or just desperate for sex?
we turned his baptism video into a drinking game
I feel like a great embryo-shaped weight has been lifted off my shoulders.
this cock blocking thing really has to end bro...its one thing to tell jen i live with my mom.. its another to cut the brakes on my car..
Started with us just having a beer. Now Ivan lit a torch to walk to the store, Ben smashed a 26 in the parking lot, and they're throwing broken shot glasses. Fratio Friday is something.
He pulled out, and the resulting cumstain on my sheets is in the shape of a fetus. The irony of this is both awesome and terrifying.
I've discovered that regular handcuff keys, sadly, do not work on real police handcuffs.
i like feelif swiord YOU ARE A GOD
She clicked her fingers, said "here boy!", and pointed at her vagina.
I just dropped a paperclip into my cleavage while talking to the company president... That's an awkward moment.
Did you at least offer to let him get it out??
Sex with him is like pizza, it can be shitty but its stillll pizza.....
They have beer where we have blood.
...I watched him run on the beach yesterday and I think I started ovulating
I put miralax in my rum/coke. Go hard or go home.
On a scale of 1-10 how inappropriate is it for me to ask if Walgreens offers teacher discounts when purchasing a Plan B pill?
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