Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
atleast your grandma didn't give you her USED dildo just so you wouldn't have sex.
Even My mom was ashamed of me bringing her home, she pulled me aside, and told me i can do better than, "butter faces"
Wife passed out. Doing shots with the hot bartender... Don't tell me I don't know how to celebrate a 1yr anniversary
it got awkward when the only couple not hooking up was just watching..
So my OCD kicked in and I cleaned his kitchen. His roommates were so grateful, they tried to pay me in weed.
YOU ACCEPTED, RIGHT?
Just spiked the bong with a ludens cough drop with hopes it soothes my throat after i rip it.
You take your time. Wallowing in last nights filth is the best way to get over a hangover
Whoever owns the butter that i always steal out of the office fridge definitely put THC butter in there this time. Shit just got real.
I let that bitch know in no uncertain terms I was taking the coke dealer in the breakup
There is a man playing a trumpet at this brunch and I hate life. Too hungover for this. Send help ASAP.
Is there a polite/non-lush way to ask how alcohol ranks on their list of priorities? Because like idk how to break the ice furreal.
Btw I did not technically have a dick in me but I was naked in bed with a man during the last finals game so that is why the Warriors won
ok so i got home drunk and was cleaning my kitchen and i was shaking out the throw rug and dropped it out the window, i'm sorry
Your pictures have evolved a lot over the years but I think your angry dick pic phase was one of my favorites
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