one two three fourrrrnication!
and i forgot to tell you that my armpit hair is now completely grown back. man i love winter.
were doing shots for every snowflake that hits the ground
im goin to the NYE party with a tuxedo painted on my body. i know a girl who does it. wanna join?
Giving me the bigger bowl of ramen isn't considered "romantic"
I wanna thank you for having such slutty friends growing up. Your a great little sister
I think my multiple attempts of taking his life, no matter how unintentional they were, has put a damper on our friendship
We have a guy passed out in the bathroom with one of our pots. Not sure if he's your friend so I let him be
Home. Hour long discussion with mom. Very frightened. Eating a sausage. Don't remember making it. Confused.
WHY DOES HE HAVE TO CALL WHEN I'M MASTURBATING?! This time I'm really pissed. It's like he knows he's depriving me of orgasms.
I mean, the sex was awesome last weekend, but I didn't even imagine I'd reached ovarian rupture status.
My doctor was like "I think adderall is a great choice. It'll definitely benefit you and you say you've taken it before so you'll be fine!" \nAnd I was like "yeah bro, totally"
I don't think my professor is going to remember the Halloween party... or the fact that he made out with a priest.
Trying to figure out why my back is hurting. And then I remember I got fucked up against a tree last night
I woke up to him watching me sleep and after I told him it was over he asked if we were still on for Vegas next weekend
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