And I just remember seeing him for the first time and being like, who is this ape of a man? Like legit he could be the missing link
turns out the website for Dick's Sporting goods is not "dicks.com". It was a win either way.
elementary school lunch room party. everyone brings their own lunch and can trade stuff. all juice is booze.
Santa Clause just drove by me on a fire truck. Epic night begins.
all I remember is repeatedly winking at the fire marshall while he was counting the people in the bar
Yes, that was ME getting carried out of the club singing 'i believe i can fly'
Thats not what we're looking for. I want this kid to suck a lolly pop out of a stripper's snatch.
She once gave me sex advice over the phone while intoxicated. So no you don't have the cooler therapist.
He wanted to have sex in a church because he has keys to it from court-ordered community service. WHAT IS STANDARDS?
Cute boy and deffffff wearing a HS shirt. I am getting too old to be inaccurate.
Man...I want to get monumentally fucked tonight.
Did you really get 12 corn dogs from the gas station last night?
She was chasing her shots with beefaroni and I think I fell in love.
I decided to do drugs in front of her because if anyone can handle the truth it's a ghost
How was your night?
Fell down a flight of stairs. Went to a sex dungeon. Was approached by a man in a leather harness.
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