i jus pukd everywherw but i took a showr, come cuddle
currently hungover, lying in bed and cutting cheese with my drivers license. ashamed? not even a little bit.
He sent me a picture of myself smashed completely butt naked passed out on the couch and said "at least I'll have these memories"
Occasionally I curse my inner 15 year old when I'm fulfilling their dreams as a slut, but I roll with it.
I vaguely remember taking a yard light, holding it up like the statue of liberty, and all of us at the party chanting the national anthem. What a glorious night
One of the guys I danced with wanted to give me his number so I convinced him I had a photographic memory and that I would remember it.
I want to get back to junior year skinny- without all the drugs.
okay we need to get tested.
no YOU need to get tested. I'm just going along for the ride.
We go out, we get drunk, we watch Star Wars, we pass out. What's wrong with this tradition?
Sometimes I think he has a hidden camera in my vagina so he knows what I'm doing and saying at all times...
So my new thing apparently is getting wasted, showing people my slytherin socks and convincing them I'm slytherin..because why not
Just so u know, "come here buckey" has no effect on ur cat, but "hey fucker you wanna get high or what?" will cause him to run from the other room knocking shit over. We smoked outta the gravity bong, then he went and ate.
I think my FWB just broke up with me and i don't know how I feel about that
in mid sex he pointed out my great gatsby tattoo and we started discussing themes and metaphors from our fave fitzgerald novels
you need to stop fucking English majors
Campus scavenger hunt! and by scavenger hunt I mean all the pharmacies are sold out of Plan B.
Randomize
