Dude...disintegrating condoms. Think about it. For all the guys that wanna go raw dog but their girls won't let them, and for the girls that wanna get pregnant but their guys don't want a kid. What do you think?
I think you've been hitting the soco too hard again.
i am positive it's ok to drink. it's just pieces of the plastic knife i forgot was in the blender.
Hahaha you puked all over his shirt.
You puked in the planter and everyone saw your snatch.
Well someones bitter they didn't get any.
I just realized I'm not towing a trailer. I thought this whole drive home I was towing a trailer. Wow too high
You went around chanting "dinosaur period" and drinking tomato soup from the can.
So I was thinking for Halloween I'd do Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde....for my vagina.
Found the cure to anxiety attacks.
An orgasm
My boss just lit a candle and said a prayer to get laid tonight ..
Let's put a bunch of beers in a backpack and shotgun them in a Red Lobster bathroom
He took me out, we slept together, and he sent me home this morning with fresh cantaloupe. #husbandstatus
We hooked up last night. I think it was great for our friendship.
Turns out that Irishman put my panties under his pillow afterward. Thanks?
Needless to say, I did not go home with him cause he kinda resembled a guppy fish.
I woke up saran wrapped to a chair....
You chased a rabbit then knocked on a police car and asked the cop "if he saw where that little bastard went."
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