I wish i knew how bad drinking and hieghts were before i got up here
can you explain to me why you commented on every one of my profile pics with "tits and beer ftw" please and thank you.
Can I use cash for clunkers to trade in her boobs for a new set of 18 year old tits?
Its worth a shot.
It's like God knew that was my ex's best friend and punished me. I've never vomited that much in my life.
The size of her vagina has nothing to do with the size of her heart bro
We tried to line dance with everyone but it turned into drunken stumbling and attempting to grind on random frat boys. I feel that this might turn into an every Thursday thing.
Europe's "the final countdown" was playing. It was pretty much amnesty for anything that might happen the rest of the night. It's a rule.
I drunk dialed my ex-boyfriend last night. He was sitting next to my new boyfriend. Shoot me in the face.
I think it really helped to be hungover at accepted students day. it gave me a good feel for how it would be everyday if I go there.
when you're a senior and the freshman guy you wake up next to asks who you are, you DO NOT give him your real name.
If you want it you better put a ring on it. And by ring I mean one of my three favorite pies.
We are in Florida for 3 days. The people in charge of shit brought: a waffle maker, a cheese grater and a SEWING MACHINE
AND NO VODKA
I was originally going to go as fembot from Austin Powers
I wanted to have tiny guns for tits
i liked you for your lack of ambition and abundance of weed
I'm 4,715,723% sure I don't give a fuck.
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