I've blown a few things in my day
Boobs. All I remember is boobs.
sober me hid the cigs from drunk me. sober me is a tricky bitch.
he didn't want to fuck because he was too busy skateboarding. what are we 12? I'm too old for this shit.
He's been dancing to the same Rob Thomas album in his room for almost 8 hours now. Please never, ever bring extacy over here again.
Woke up in my own bed with a "New Years Eve 2011" bar bracelet on. Both of these things confuse me.
There was a community pot of Ramen, and if you were in the pool you were either fully clothes or ass naked.
They wear helmets and mouth pieces when they drink...u down?
I have nothing to lose. And a bunch of dick to gain.
I just caught myself watching and Irish step dance documentary in my underwear drinking nyquil through a straw at 2 in the afternoon. today's off to a good start.
i know you're upset so i should probs be supportive but i've got nothing in that department. your life suuuuucks
Did your surprise acid trip turn out well?
Maybe next year when I'm 30 I will be over puking at lunch on Fridays. Maybe
And now let us go forth, and be garbage people in public.
Isn't that our default mode?
There's a bull to ride and dancing on the bar is encouraged. This is my heaven. And this is why god made leopard tube tops.
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