One thing i hate about playoff baseball: George Lopez
i need you to recap everything for me beyond "i think i'm gonna try vodka-pong"
Nope it's him. He's whispering to himself and buying asparagus.
"Tuesday" and "open-bar" shouldn't be used in the same sentence.
at what point did putting a bag of doritos in the freezer seem like a really good idea?
Yeah it was hard to find an opportunity while fucking him to say "oh the reason my lips taste so salty is because i blew your roomate 15 minutes ago"
he asked if i wanted their team name to be " Amandas angels" or " Fuk budies" either way an intermural softball team of all my hook ups from spring semester is just depressing. convenient but depressing
He couldn't stand on his own, but he managed to somehow to get to the beer garden and get served 3 more. I'm proud to call him my cousin.
Hooked up with a guy dressed as Miss Frizzle last night... Asked if I could ride his Magic School Bus
We could get her a gift basket of Xanax l
He painted a swimsuit on me. Naked day at the lake was a success.
I was going to be upset with you on moral grounds but then i realized free chocolate was involved
I wanted to say, you're welcome for your orgasms, thanks for not returning the favor, Needledick
are you watching the world series?
I've made out with alex bregman... so yes
Well when we Get drunk it gets rowdy. We could always attempt self-control. But historically and statistically speaking, we fail at that.
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