how was the sex?
he smelled like pickles and burnt hair.
well, there's that.
i'll give you all the meat in my fridge in exchange for 2 condoms.
Its where this guy sticks a jar up his ass. Be prepared to be suspended between vomiting and cheering.
My econ prof just gave me a shot glass because I was the "randomly picked" winner of the lecture. Ties into our supply and demand lecture, supplied with a shot glass, demand a thirsty thursday
THERE WAS A HANDPRINT OF BLOOD ON HIS SHOULDER
I feel strange, like something is off with my body
Yeah that's called sobering up, we've been drunk for the past 4 days
Can't tell if its the LSD or if that demon man just stared at my penis. Cleveland is a weird place. All true stories.
Because drinking and showering don't go hand in hand. There that's my PSA of the day.
I got my eyebrow ring humped out. How is that even possible?
I just shotgunned a beer and my lipstic didnt BUDGE. MERICUHH
Last night apparently I said "I need a break" and then I just passed the fuck out for 3 hours
I just want to have sex that doesn't end like a B-rated horror movie.
This text constitutes a formal request for sexual congress under the terms of our Relationship Agreement.
Worse. He's Mormon. At least a gay guy will go get drinks with me.
Can you confirm that you aren't dead?
Randomize
