Turns out, Windex will cut right through semen stains on a computer case.
just because you are in college doesnt mean its okay to pregame easter mass.
But I feel like studying my flashcards during a blowjob would be rude...
In either case, seeing now as it's basically two couples, unless we're planning to have a good old fashion orgy I think this isn't going to work out so well.
IM A SHIT SUOW THE GUYS AT THE PMACR TOLD ME AJDBO I WEBF RO WALNARY WITH OU SHOES! I WASHT LLOWES FLOWERSA
You know, having a conversation evolve from attractive men to roommate orgies would be weird with anyone else, but you get me.
Ok well hopefully you're not staging an intervention for me at your place because I'm bringing beers
So scratching an ex marines beard, telling him "nice hairy pussy." then when he opens his mouth to respond, I started fingering his mouth. Needless to say was a horrible idea
But once you explained how to fill cupcakes with semen I realize you were harmless and right on my level.
I made out with a guy who was dressed as Borat
And like a minute in, I was like oh fuck what am I doing
Did you run away?
I DANCED AWAY.
I'm finally in my bed, my pants are off, and there's no pee on my carpet this is the best life has been all day
Kinda hard to look your partner in the face the day after a rousing game of How Many Ways Can I Capture Your Penis.
I'm just wondering how Jon managed to get vomit ON THE CEILING?
Wanna see if we can get cut off at bdubs again? The same hipster manager that is younger than us is working again
I’d say they were worth it. He screamed “your tits are fanfuckingtastic!”while he was cumming
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